You may not know it, but tonight is the Eurovision Song Contest.
It used to be an opportunity for hopeful pop artists to reach super-stardom. But, now it seems Eurovision is there to remind us of the forgotten stars.
This year, the UK has rolled out Bonnie Tyler who looks like a man trying to be Bonnie Tyler.
Last year it was the old and forgotten Engelbert Humperdink.
The UK doesn’t have a hope of winning. Neither does Poland, because it doesn’t bother to enter Eurovision anymore. Good decision.